Shoot people, eat zombies.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via orgasmic-humor)

quazza:

eridone:

it feels like someone…..

WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

(via foodismynigga)

1stclasspussy:

(Source: badboibilli, via foodismynigga)

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I want to stay single and let my hair flow through the wind, as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.

(Source: kyrahaspixelexia, via orgasmic-humor)

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

And then someone or something that isn’t yours

gets in that space

and you just

(via paradoxicallysane)

When you’re actually sick but people think you’re faking

fuckyeahlaughters:

(Source: mister-comedy)

tinydragongina:

(via laughcentre)

mykittyisbeautiful:

karensbabe:

“Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.”

-John 8:43

wait

did Jesus just say the equivalent of did I stutter

Jesus is so sassy

(Source: cutie-police, via orgasmic-humor)

egberts:

revputty:

have you ever sneezed so hard that you forgot who you were

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

What it feels like going to school

laugh-addict:

(Source: funnybro, via gigglingbean)