February 2012
124 posts
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my...
when-moments-blog:
Showers.
Morning:
Night:
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
I have a sixpack. Of crayons.
forshitsandgigggles:
I don't know how people could draw a hand like...
totally-relatable:
When I draw a hand, it looks like this;
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Mum's instant reaction to rain: →
THE LAUNDRY!
QUICK, GET THE LAUNDRY!!!
When you do math homework and you get to a hard...
heyfunniest:
Valentine's Day →
heyfunniest:
Expectation:
Reality:
Looking at your textbooks thinking
paradoxicallysane:
“What a waste of a tree”
me: will you be my valentine?
food: yes
bed: yes
music: yes
computer: yes
people: no
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
Dear douche,
You say you get 10 times more girls than me.
10 times 0 is 0.
Sincerely, Nerds
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
Parents: Okay we're leaving. We'll be back tomorrow.
Me: Okay and I'll have a wild party.
Parents: That's not funny we all know you don't have any friends.
Me: I know.
When you get so angry that you instantly grow a...
How the female mind works: →
vegasdreamz:
epic-humor:
Hot guy:
Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
"No eating in class."
procrastinatingftw:
you cant stop me.
That exciting moment when someone gives you a...
That girl who talks like a baby when she's around... →
laughingisbetter:
tenwangfl:
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dudeisthatatwix:
rosevests:
this is a load of barnacles
I HEARD THAT!
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